>Pick the number of the month you were born > > 1----I fell in love with >2----I ate >3----I smacked >4----I sang to >5----I gave my number to >6----I murdered >7----I shot >8----I danced with >9----I choked on >10---I went out with >11---I kissed >12---I hugged > > > >Pick the day (number) you were born on: > > >1-------A homeless guy >2-------your mom >3-------a banana >4-------a fork >5-------a mexican >6-------a gangster >7-------a ninja >8-------an ipod >9-------my best friend >10-------a goat >11-------my dog >12-------my dad >13-------the computer >14-------a football player >15-------my neighbor >16-------myself >17-------a soda >18-------a llama >19-------a pickle >20-------a stuffed animal >21-------a weirdo >22-------a sock > 23-------a tissue >24-------my pshyciatrist >25-------a policeman >26-------my brother >27-------my sister >28-------a baseball bat >29-------a dvd player >30-------my best friends brother >31-------my cell phone > >Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: > >White------Because I was high. >Black-------Because I was drunk. >Brown-------Because your mom told me to. > Pink--------Because I'm retarded. >Red---------Because the voices told me to. >Blue--------Because Im hott and I do what I want. >Green------Because I hate myself. >Purple------Because I'm stupid. >Gray--------Because that's how I roll. >Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. >Orange----Because I love my family. >Other-------Because that's what I do.
