|Crescent||Date: Thursday, 2011-12-15, 6:56 PM | Message # 1|
Following is not a tribute to Late Sultan Rahi but to tribute to the writers, directors and producers of Pakistan film industry who asked a world record holder legend to do funny things.
Newton & Sultan Rahi
> Once, Newton came to Pakistan and watched a few Lollywood
> movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all
> his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk
> and apologized for everything he had done.
> In the movies of Sultan Rahi, Newton was confused to such
> an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
> 1) Sultan Rahi has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
> doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one
> of the fights, our great Sultan Rahi is shot in the head. To
> everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears
> taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long
> Live Sultan Rahi!
> 2) In another movie, Sultan Rahi is confronted with 3
> gangsters. Sultan Rahi has a gun but unfortunately only one
> bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does?
> He throws the knife at the middle gangster? &
> shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the
> bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each
> side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle
> 3) Sultan Rahi is chased by a gangster. Sultan Rahi has a
> revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not
> even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the
> gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Sultan
> Rahi opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
> catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment
> and fires his gun.Bang... the gangster dies...
> This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
> completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to
> see another movie for one last time, and thought that at
> least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The
> whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the
> world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
> The 'climax' finally arrives. Sultan Rahi gets to
> know that the villain is on the other side of a very high
> wall. So high that Sultan Rahi can't jump even if he
> tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes
> normally use. Sultan Rahi has to desperately kill the
> villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling
> since it is virtually impossible?)
> Sultan Rahi suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He
> throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above
> the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at
> the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off
> and the villain is dead.
> Newton commits suicide...
|Khwaab||Date: Saturday, 2011-12-17, 11:06 PM | Message # 2|
|Ahhha very nice.....